UNIX is user fiendly, it's just picky about who its friends are. % OpenBSD does not want to attract GNU newbies. -- misc@ % Theory is when you know everything but nothing works. Practice is when everything whorks but no one knows why. IN THIS PLACE we're combining theory and practice nothing works and no one knows why! % Windows makes noise, Linux plays music, but BSD ROCKS! % WAR IS PEACE FREEDOM IS SLAVERY IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH % Unix is very simple, but it takes a genius to understand the simplicity. -- Dennis Ritchie % Emacs is a nice operating system, but I prefer UNIX. -- Tom Christiansen % The number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more expected. 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I have an error-correcting modem. % May the source be with you! % Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue... % Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... % As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. % 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. % Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur. Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound. % I will a little think. % Object-oriented design is the roman numerals of computing. -- Rob Pike % Spam isn't so awful as a combat with it. % (\_/) (O.o) (> <) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination. % (\_/) (O.o) (> <) WE CAN DO IT! % Hi, I'm a .signature virus! Copy me to your .signature file and help me propagate, thanks! % A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee into theorems. % Don't make me use uppercase... % Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. -- Michael Sinz % No Money, No Time, No Girl, No Job - NO PROBLEM! % Emacs is a great operating system - it lacks a good editor, though. % Life would be so much easier if we just had the source code. % 2 + 2 = 5 for sufficiently large values of 2 % If you hold a Unix shell up to your ear, can you hear the C? % Log Off! % Please keep both hands on the keyboard. % Smash head on keyboard to continue! % There are 10 types of people, those that know binary and those that don't. % UID 1 % Scientia Est Potentia % |_|0|_| |_|_|0| |0|0|0| % Information wants to be free! % Question everything. Never trust propaganda. Keep on hacking. % |_|O|_| Question everything. |_|_|O| Never trust propaganda. |O|O|O| Keep on hacking. % If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. % If it ain't broke, don't fix it. % ftp> remember this? % Vogon Constructor Fleets. Here is what to do if you want to get a lift from a Vogon: forget it. They are one of the most unpleasant races in the Galaxy -- not actually evil, but bad tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat and recycled as firelighters. % Isaac Asimov's ``Three Laws of Robotics'' 1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2. 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Only I will remain. % Windows was created to keep stupid people away from UNIX. -- Tom Christiansen % femine in vine non condure vagina % habes habibes % Recursive, adj.: see recursive. % The solution of this problem is trivial and is left ad an exercise fo the reader. % If it breaks, you have both pieces. -- M. Kimes % _ / \ /|oo \ (_| /_) _`@/_ \ _ | | \ \\ | (*) | \ )) |__U__| / \// _//|| _\ / (_/(_|(____/ % If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. % Friends Don't Let Friends Read GPL code. % A I5 B I`' ,(I, E 'E )-I-( 3 I/I 'I/I K J'I M H O I'I P C T `/ °I° X I.I, '-I I.I.I I.I.I, b bI 'b -) I-O SI % A stunner! Has one howling with laughter, horror, and disbelief! % Everything you don't want to know % There is nothing left to say. % There is nothing left to do. % Nothing ever happended here. % Reading Test I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnied. ------------------------------------------------------------ THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. 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Koko kokko. % You have mail. % You might have mail. % The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently. -- Nietzsche % By the way, what's your password? % . ..: % Once is accident, twice is hacking. % IRC is just multiplayer notepad. % Does not compute! % Warning! Warning! % Danger, Will Robinson! % Affirmative! % Everything you like I liked five years ago % NOTICE thank you fot noticing this new notice your noticing it has been noted and will be reported to the authorities % Your life. In a small, plasic case. % The simplest solution is often the cleverest. They are also usually wrong. % A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. % Take your time and do things right -- but take your time with haste. % One tactical thermonuclear weapon can ruin your whole day. % The future isn't what it used to be. % Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. % It's not a BUG, it's an undocumented feature! % If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good. -- Bill Gates. % So little time and so little to do. % There is no antidote. % No drugs or nuclear weapons allowed inside. % 1F j00 (_)|\|d3r574|\|D 7H15, 937 4 91RLFr13|\|d % Here there be dragons. % Monkey See -- Monkey Do % I put on my Robe and Wizard Hat. % Suddenly the Dungeon collapses!! - You die... % /!\ Don't try this in production /!\ % All Hope Abandon, Ye Who Enter Here % _ (_) | . . |L /| . _ _ . |\ _| \--+._/| . (_) / ||\| Y J ) / |/| ./ J |)'( | ` F`.'/ _ -<| F __ .-< (_) | / .-'. `. /-. L___ _____ ____ _____ _____ J \ < \ | | O\|.-' _ / ___ \ | _ \ / ____| __ \ _J \ .- \/ O | | \ |F (_) / / / /___ ___ ____ | |_) | (___ | | | | '-F -<_. \ .-' `-' L__ / / / / __ \/ _ \/ __ \| _ < \___ \| | | | __J _ _. >-' )._. |-' / /__/ / /_/ / __/ / / /| |_) |____) | |__| | `-|.' /_. \_| F \_____/ .___/\___/_/ /_/ |____/|_____/|_____/ /.- . _.< ======/ /====================================== /' /.' .' `\ /_/ /L /' |/ _.-'-\ /'J ___.---'\| |\ .--' V | `. ` |/`. `-. `._) / .-.\ VK \ ( `\ `.\ % If you're too stupid to break in and create your own account, I don't want you on the system. We've got too many goddamn sh*t-for-brains a**holes on this box anyway. % --------------------------- --|- % Eat. Survive. Reproduce. % Self improvement is masturbation. % The Internet is for Porn % Unmöglich - sagte der Grund, unvernünfti -- bemerkte die Erfahrung, vergeblich - erwiderte der Stolz, versuche es... - flüsterte der Traum % This is impossibly - said reason, this is rashness - noted experience, this is uselessly - answered pride, thy it... - dream whispered. % C'est impossible - a dit la Raison, cette déraisonn - a remarqué l'xpérience, c'est inutile - a répoundu a Fierté essaie - le Rêve a chuchoté. % I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good, either. % I do not believe in miracles -- I rely on them. % I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. % Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with expirience. % If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving isn't for you. % You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentathol. % I have a red sign on my door. It says `If this sign is blue, you're moving too fast.' % It's overkill, of course. But you can never have too much overkill. % Sell a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you've lost a customer. % Save the Planet -- kill yourself! % Just take it easy, man. % Empty your memory, with a free()... like a pointer! If you cast a pointer to an integer, it becomes the integer, if you cast a pointer to a struct, it becomes the struct. The pointer can crash... and can overflow. Be a poiner my friend... -- Dennis Ritchie % My other car is cdr. % There are 3 kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. % Faults may I have -- being wrong is not one of them. % Nihil novum sub sole. % It is days like this that make ye glad to be dead. -- The Ghost Pirate LeChuck % It is a good day to die -- Warcraft II % iddqd -- Doom % When in doubt, use brute force. -- Ken Thompson % Shit happens. Keep smiling!!! % #define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers! % I write code, motherfucker. % God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom? % A Fact of Life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F...... % Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. % // no comments for you // it was hard to write so it // should be hard to read % Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! % In the murky depths of the Internet ocean which OS do you trust? % Sending Kiddies to /dev/null since 1995 % I just use entropy to stir my coffee... % OBEY GRAVITY It's the law! % No Admittance except on party business % DANGER Survivors will be Prosecuted % Wireless Cabel % |\_/| |o o|___ =-*-=___\ c_c__(____) % |\/| | |____/| \ | /______/ % You can't grep dead trees. % Fast, Good, Cheap -- Pick Two % /* You are not expected to understand this */ % / / 32-bit multiplication routine for fixed pt hardware. / Implements * operator / Credit to an unknown author who slipped it under the door. .globl lmul .globl csv, cret lmul: jsr r5,csv mov 6(r5),r2 sxt r1 sub 4(r5),r1 mov 10.(r5),r0 sxt r3 sub 8.(r5),r3 mul r0,r1 mul r2,r3 add r1,r3 mul r2,r0 sub r3,r0 jmp cret % Values of B will give rise to dom. % FATAL system error #nnnn CAUSE: We should never get here! % ERROR: A really big FUCK UP has been detected !! % If all else fails, read the instructions. % ILLEGAL ERROR % very funny % You can't do that in horizontal mode. % Thou hast new mail. % some people are alive simply because it's against the law to kill them % Any color you wish as long as it's black. % game over man! % Take what you can, give nothing back! % Capite quod potestis, reddite nihil. % That's not evil! % If it's inevitable, just relax and enjoy it. % return 4; /* chosen at random */ % No Censorship, No Rules, No Hassle. % All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. % Follow the white rabbit. % Yellow Blue Bus Horror Show Near Bird My On Ass Chess Knock True Bar Our device is Korea Pale Man Blue Water Tall chalk Peace Ducke Peace Death Chop is dish % system failure % Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. % Fuck you. WHISKEY! -- IT Crowd % Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear! % People are created to be loved, Things are created to be used. The reason why the world is in chaos, Is because things are being loved, and people are being used. % fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck There, I feel so much better. Let us begin. % There is no place like 127.0.0.1 % Nation of Sheep, Ruled by Wolves and Owned by Pigs % You cannot create a realtionship with yourself. % Haters gonna hate. % Expirience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. % lex(1): The asteroid to kill this dinosaur is still in orbit. % Sorry, I've either sepped away or can't figure out how to work the computer % I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave. % *MADE IN VAGINA* % 10 HOME 20 SWEET 30 GOTO 10 % Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot than to lose you. -- Patrick to Spongebob % For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. % Let me have my illusions. % nobody notices what I do until I don't do it % vi is not for beginners % when there is nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire % Mr.Nice Guy is dead, and You've killed him. % SELECT * FROM `girls` WHERE `tits` NOT NULL AND `weight`/POW(`height`,2) BETWEEN 17 AND 22 ORDER BY `age`; % end of line % Meanwhile in the real world... % Greetings Programs! % I don't fear God. It's the people who created him that scare me. % natural selection busy at work % Do or do not. There is no try. % everybody gets what they deserve % ((void(*)(void))0)(); % 0xDEADC0DE % In the end it's all 1s and 0s... % Do not be sad because of people. They will all die. % the cake is a lie % we do what we must because we can % +++ATH0\n % The reason people give up so fast is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go instead of how far they have gotten. % A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. % VOTE FOR NOBODY NOBODY will keep election promises NOBODY will listen to your concerns NOBODY will help the poor & unemployed NOBODY CARES! If NOBODY is elected, things will be better for everyone NOBODY TELLS THE TRUTH % Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. % great people talk about ideas average people talk about things small people talk about other people % fuck it, I'll eat that % Where is it written that all our dreams must be small ones? % 90% of your users are idiots % The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot. % If you give a thousand computers to a thousand monkeys one of them will finally write a java program. The others will just write perl. % you can solve every problem with another level of indirection, except for the problem of too many levels of indirection % Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious. % Water? Like from the toilet? % Security repairs are never out of scope. % Embrace, Extend and Extinguish % The OpenBSD philosophy is that we want our work to be incorporated into commercial products, because simply, there are some things the Free world can't do, and we'd rather have commercial vendors make us good products without having them reinvent the wheel and all the bugs involved in that process -Bob % Shut up and hack. % The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. -- Douglas Adams % The most effective debugging tool is still careful thought, coupled with judiciously placed print statements. -- Brian W. Kernighan % Math is to physics as masturbation is to sex. % Embracing HTTP error code 410 means embracing the impermanence of all things. % if (!disabled || !notRemoved) incomplete = false; % If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there. -Ken Thompson % Well..thats enough internet for me today... % Tell Windows sysadmin not apply latest patch is same as tell lemming stay away of cliff! % Don't Complexify % Don't cry -- it won't help. % It's not a rocket surgery. % I don't care how; I want it now! % f y cn rd ths y mst hv bn usng unx %